Overdone - Another nice ramble

I know everyone has had the opportunity to eat at a buffet. So I am looking for the answer to why you always eat way too much when you go to a buffet. I don’t know if it’s the attempt to get more food then you pay for or you figure since it’s all the same price you might as well try everything. For example, I have always hated sea food, otherwise known as fish food since they are the only ones that I feel should eat stuff like that. Anyways back to the story. I was at a buffet and I decided, we its sea food night and I remember I don’t like seafood but since it's a buffet, I will try everything they have to offer. So I like Noah, I took 2 of each sea creature and placed them on my plate. Why 2 you ask, well I decided that if I did like something, I wanted to have a second one to verify this. Much like when you take a pregnancy test, you want to make sure it was really positive before you run out and buy the car seat. I digress. So I returned to my multi-colored cushioned seat to begin gorging on the wonders of the sea. First, I began with a muscle, the silky texture; with a mixture of fishy slime almost made me vomit. So I quickly washed the flavor out of my mouth with a tasty beverage. Next I moved on to the clams, same grossness as the muscle except even more rubbery. I decided to skip the other forms of bottom dwelling life forces and move on to things that at least swam a little in the ocean. I tried cod, salmon, halibut, crab, shrimp, and whatever else they had. I was determined to find something that was "from the sea" that I enjoyed. Well the only thing that was accomplished was that I confirmed that I dislike all seafood. That night, I was SOOOOO sick, I felt as if I had the bends from all that fish, I won't go into details of the night, but needless to say me and my best friend, the toilet, who I call Mr. Whitey, spent some quality time together. The reason I bring this up is because I just ate at a buffet and it was meat day and it appears I am pregnant, that is just proof that it is possible to stretch your belly to unnatural proportions from eating stuff you don’t need to eat but you do. Don't worry, the buffet cost $13 and I ate at least $19 worth. They never saw me coming.