Not funny?

I have recieved a comment from someone who states my blogs are NOT always funny. Well just to let everyone know. All my blogs ARE always funny. To ensure this, I will delete all comments stating this blog is not as funny as I think it is. Remember, humor is like beauty, it's all in the eye of the beholder. ( and one person's trash is another person's treasure!)

Math...It does the body good

As you read this, you are probably asking yourself. “is this another post about fish?” Well, even though this might let a few of my fellow readers down, no this post is not about fish…unfortunately for you, this post will most-likely be about some mundane topic I feel is fit to post. I was sitting down one day and thinking about all that I have been through and accomplished in my life. Then I thought, there has to be a mathematical equation to calculate exactly what I have done. As we all know in this world, math is made up.
Therefore, I can use math to predict an upcoming even like my next trip to Wal-Mart. This is an easy one however. To solve this equation we will need to find the data we need to complete the equation. So you walk over to the fridge open both doors as wide as possible, stand there for at least 5 minutes, long enough to drink out of the milk carton….TWICE. Once this step is completed, open each door on the cupboards and glance in to see the amount of Hamburger helper and stuffing available. (I have personally streamlined this process by leaving the cupboards open all the time) One all items are tallied up, you can predict when you will run out of food, thus forcing you to Wal-Mart. (or just the local burger stop) The equation when written out looks something like this. AF + (M/2) + HH + S = Need for food
I would like to go further into this great and exciting topic, however I have to go use math to predict if I need to use the bathroom or not.

You thought I wouldnt have it?

here is the whole gang

Did someone say.....

Today's Special?


Or

Gary Gnu?

Life, summed up in three little words

True Secrets….

Well , as I sit in another great class…as everyone introduces themselves yet again. The professor has a different way of people introducing each other. He is having other members of the group introduce the person next to them. They are also required to tell a “secret” about the person they are introducing. While sitting and relaxing in my mental oasis, counting the minutes until class is finished, I hear the words, “Jeff’s secret is his first kiss was with HIS sister…..”

To this little tidbit my interest peaked as I awoke from my self-induced coma. However to my astonishment, I notice the individual talking is pointing directly at ME! Then as I focus on the individual sitting to the right of the person talking, I see a much older, rounder, more mature face of a kid I made fun of many times while he was “dating” my sister. I could not believe it. What do you responded to something like that? The teacher then turned to me and asked, “he really knew your sister?”….to which I responded, “ I don’t know if he knew my sister or not, you would have to ask her.” With that the class erupted into laugher…………The moral of the story is, wherever I go, I can’t avoid the people I like the least.

This doesn’t make sense, I know, but I could have gone another year without having the whole class knowing this kid had his “first kiss” with my sister.

It's early

There is nothing really to write today other then its gunna be a long day...